Darker: We read the new Fifty Shades book and found the most NSFW lines so you don't have to
The new book retells the second offering from Christian Grey's point of view
The new book in the notorious Fifty Shades series was released on Tuesday (28 November) and as expected, there were some truly titillating scenes.
Written from the perspective of Christian Grey, the novel tracks through the story of the previous trilogy but through his thoughts. Spolier: they're pretty filthy.
For anyone dubious about the level of smut here's a low down of the most risque quotes in the book:
1.) "Desire bursts through my body like a forest fire licking through dry tinder. I'm so aroused- I want her now, here in this alley."
2.) "I push my tongue through her pubic hair, wondering if I'll ever persuade her to get rid of this, but I find my goal and begin tasting."
3.) "We're going to get sticky and so is her bedding"
4.) "I kneel between her thighs and trail another spoonful of ice cream down her belly and into her pubic hair, to my ultimate goal. I dribble the remaining vanilla onto her swollen clitoris."
5.) "She squirms beneath me as I continue my sensual worship of her breasts."
6.) "Her teeth scrape my chin and she claims my lips in a passionate wet kiss as she and I grind against each other, moving in perfect opposition, creating a sweet, sweet friction which is delicious torture."
7.) "I tolerate a few moves, then whisper, "Oh, I want you so much, baby." I step back and remove my pants and underwear and stand before her naked, ready."
8.) ""I know what you're doing," I whisper... And my cock approves."
9.) "That thong. I'm a fan. So is my cock..."
10.) "From the chest, she pulls out a large butt plug and, fascinated, examines it, then tests the weight in her hand. It's a little big for a newcomer to anal pleasure..."
11.) "My cock recovers, growing and growing as I appreciate every inch of it."
12.) "I close my eyes as she tightens her fingers around me. I flex my hips and groan. This is exactly how to spend the early hours of a Saturday morning after a near-death experience."
Hearts racing? Palms sweaty? If so, maybe it's worth picking up the book for yourself.