E for Effort: This teacher's year 2 students' answer to a simple riddle blew Twitter away
Year 2 is tougher than we thought
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If you thought 1st grade – Year 2 in the UK – was only about learning to read and basic maths, think again.
US primary teacher Bret Turner sometimes likes to sharpen his pupils minds with an occasional riddle, but on a recent occasion it was him who got schooled by his students.
"I am the beginning of the end, the end of every place. I am the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space. What am I?"
Things didn't go quite as he had planned.
"The first guess from one of my 1st graders was "death" and such an awed, somber, reflective hush fell over the class that I didn't want to tell them that actually the answer is the letter e, which just seemed so banal in the moment," Turner tweeted, recounting the event.
The first guess from one of my 1st graders was "death" and such an awed, somber, reflective hush fell over the class that I didn't want to tell them that actually the answer is the letter e, which just seemed so banal in the moment pic.twitter.com/7sYFxHNcZk
— Bret Turner (@bretjturner) 2 January 2018
Sure, a 6 year-old giving such an answer might be slightly unexpected. But wait, there's more: "Before I finally revealed the "correct" answer to the riddle, to a largely unimpressed audience, I fielded other guesses that continued along a similarly existential vein. There was "NOT everything," "all stuff," "the end," and maybe my favorite, "nothingthing."
Yup, these kids are going places. Twitter was seriously impressed at the level of maturity of the answers, and got some food for thoughts.
Some had great hopes for the student, and hoped his grades would reflect his "e"fforts.
Give that kid the âAâ I expect a great screenplay from him/her some day.
— Harrison Smith (@HarrisonSmith85) 3 January 2018
Should be giving the kid an "E" for effort...
— Avi Greenberger (@iamavig) 3 January 2018
But others mostly thought this kid needed to relax and "lighten up", which paved the way to a very on point Simpsons reference.
— Kaleid (@IamKaleid) 3 January 2018
The tweet, which gathered almost 82 thousand retweets and 241 thousand shares at time of writing, also spawned a debate of whether "death" was the right answer to the riddle after all.
â¦but death isnât the end of time and space, is it?
— six giant squirrels in a robe and a headdress (@xeno42alpha) 3 January 2018
The answer should be forever changed to death in honour of that student who broke that BS context-shifting trick question.
— Jon Shanahan (@ThunderJon) 3 January 2018
The thread offered some very interesting view on the importance of the letter "E" and its meaning from language to language. Like one of its meaning in Ancient Hebrew (the letter was used for a variety of words, including "window" and "fence") , as explained in this tweet:
E means door in ancient Hebrew. Death is a door to the unknown. He was right. He just took the shortcut explanation. ð
— ElBuho (@ElBuhootto) 3 January 2018
Some also came to "E"'s rescue, arguing the answer "the letter E" was interesting in itself and as wasn't "banal" as Turner seemed to think.
There is nothing banal about the letter e. Nothing essential ever starts without it.
— Brian Tweedale (@briantwid) 3 January 2018
That the answer is âeâ is rather interesting. Though âdeathâ is certainly a much more profound answer. This made me think oh the novel âA Void", by Georges Perec. It was written in French, with no letter eâs; translated into English with no eâs.
— John Francis Nooney ð¤·ð¼ââï¸ð¤¦ð¼ââï¸ðð¼ââï¸ð¤¬ð³ï¸âð (@noonski) 3 January 2018
Some went very far, but Turner didn't seem to mind:
Too late, but a cushion to the seeming banality of the final answer might be that Odin hung himself upside down for three days to gain the wisdom of letters... what magical things, that allow us to know another's words across time and space!
— ð¹ Helen South ð¿ (@helsouth) 3 January 2018
And other offered their suggestions for the kids' next homework.
Can you also ask your class of 1st graders to explain Kafka's The Trial through the lens of Foucault's analysis of power?
— Tari Diagonal (@diagenesy) 3 January 2018
Turner seemed surprised of the attention his thread gathered, but pleased with the results. Although he expect his students to be a bit blasé about the whole thing. "I'm considering telling the kids tomorrow that a tweet about them went viral, and given their facility with the internets, I expect their response will be "sure but did it go SUPERviral" and "just how many retweets are we talking about here" and "can I go to the bathroom," he tweeted.