'Can't fool us': Twitter mocks letter to Trump from 9-year-old fan Dylan 'Pickle'
"Wow, stooping so low that you're faking letters from kids now?" one Twitter user wrote.

As President Donald Trump's approval ratings drop to some of the lowest levels in US history, the White House turned to fan mail from a nine-year-old to praise his embattled presidency. During her first press briefing as White House press secretary, Sarah Huckabee Sanders read aloud a letter from Dylan, also known as "Pickle", who wrote to tell Trump that he was his "favourite president".
"To remind us a little bit more often about some of the forgotten men, women, and children that we're here to serve and that the president is fighting for, we're going to start the White House briefing every once in awhile with a letter or an email that we may receive from some of those individuals," Sanders said.
The letter, dated 1 June, read: "My name is Dylan, but everybody calls me 'Pickle.' I'm 9 years old and you're my favourite president. I like you so much I had a birthday about you. My cake was the shape of your hat.
"How old are you? How big is the White House? How much money do you have? I don't know why people don't like you. You seem nice. Can we be friends? My picture is in here, so if you see me, you can say hi."
Sanders provided answers to the boy's questions as she read the letter aloud and told reporters that if he was ever in Washington, she hoped that he would drop by for a tour of the White House. The mysterious boy's last name was redacted by the White House.
"I'm happy to say that I directly spoke to the president, Dylan, and he would be more than happy to be your friend," Sanders said.
Twitter, on the other hand, was not as convinced by the letter with many questioning whether Dylan even exists. While many immediately branded the "suspiciously Trumped-up letter" letter as "plain propaganda", others decided to take a more humorous route and drafted their own versions of letters to Trump.
"Huh. @realDonaldTrump has better penmanship than I thought!" one Twitter user wrote. Another person wrote:
One person tweeted: "Whether or not the Dylan/Pickle letter is real (if it is, kid is way behind the curve), using the briefing for propaganda is terrifying."
Dylan aka Pickle thank you for your letter and hope to meet you soon! pic.twitter.com/XZlJARZ9cs
— Sarah Huckabee (@SarahHuckabee) July 26, 2017
Still can't tell if WH "Dylan" letter was actual propaganda or another attempt to troll nation by signifying poorly done propaganda.
— Jeffrey Sconce (@JeffreySconce) July 26, 2017
Just a few questions. U said his last name outloud. Why the white out? Is he real? Why wasn't this letter ever folded? Can u sleep at night?
— Michael Cyril Cr8on (@MCCisNauseous) July 26, 2017
Great question about the folding! #Picklegate
— Dennis Quinn (@DennisMQuinn) July 26, 2017
Someone who obviously has no idea how well a 9-year-old speaks and writes in comparison to that suspiciously "trumped-up" letter.
— Egalitarian (@oregonvirginia) July 26, 2017
Lies! We know who REALLY wrote that letter, Sarah. pic.twitter.com/S25Qzhtht2
— Lisa McColgan (@lisamccolgan70) July 26, 2017
"Pitcher"? And 9 years old? Hmmm. I can write with my opposite hand and misspell words, too! This smells really "off." pic.twitter.com/vu9Ms29rFA
— Sabina Poppins (@pennwynne) July 26, 2017
Let's get @BetsyDeVosED on this. Heads should roll!
— John S. Drew (@drewshi2000) July 26, 2017
9 years old and can't spell picture. Sounds like a Trump supporter in the making to me!
— Michael Bruno (@MikeJBruno) July 26, 2017
That looks like Jeff Sessions handwriting. Can't fool us.
— Dylan aka Pickle (@Rebbew88) July 26, 2017
When you get briefed by 45 each morning, does he also write in crayon? Do you hang his drawings on the refrigerator?
— Seamus (@Wisqerbisqit) July 26, 2017
When you get briefed by 45 each morning, does he also write in crayon? Do you hang his drawings on the refrigerator?
— Seamus (@Wisqerbisqit) July 26, 2017
My son's letter is just as important as Dylan's pic.twitter.com/PhuqTVb08g
— Slade Sohmer (@Slade) July 26, 2017
Photo of "Dylan" writing that letter: pic.twitter.com/CtRwqwkopg
— TheNerdoliciousð· (@TheNerdolicious) July 26, 2017
did you say Sarah Huckabee Sanders read a letter from Dylan pic.twitter.com/0znvvmkXNN
— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) July 26, 2017
its not a fake letter. Dylan is the second son of Jim, Trump's friend he mentioned while abroad
— Robert Klinc (@RobertKlinc1) July 26, 2017
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Dylan's letter to Donald Trump, in full. pic.twitter.com/z6epid0lZv
— Born Miserable (@bornmiserable) July 26, 2017
Trump Gets Inspiring Letter From Kids Dylan And Eric
— RusticBaller (@ByYourLogic) July 26, 2017
This letter from my 9yo son Dylan to the President will break your heart. pic.twitter.com/maro5qtd2R
— Brad (@ThisKindaBrad) July 26, 2017
oh yes, I got a letter from DYLAN:
— eve âï¸ peyser (@evepeyser) July 26, 2017
D efinitely not
Y our president
L iterally, just
A little kid
N othing weird pic.twitter.com/8hXWIlJOLo
Dylan must be "Jim's" kid.
— MeganKelleyHall (@MeganKelleyHall) July 26, 2017
Dylan, you can't be friends because ur letter is more intelligible than any of Trump's tweets & he doesn't want a knowitall 9 yr old around.
— MeganKelleyHall (@MeganKelleyHall) July 26, 2017
Found this letter to the president from Pickle's friend Bobby. pic.twitter.com/BBB0uXwhTU
— Jonathan Alter (@jonathanalter) July 26, 2017
UPDATE: 9-year-old Dylan ("Pickle") has been hired by Fox
— MдÑÑ ÐegÑiи ð® (@MattNegrin) July 26, 2017
Omg I just found another letter written by young Dylan! pic.twitter.com/tEJzReMf54
— Logan Smith (@LoganJames) July 26, 2017
my wonderful son BorÅt has written his own letter to the president pic.twitter.com/PbO5WAeSIG
— gabaguber am outside (@jimpjorps) July 26, 2017
Since this seems to be the only way to get Trump to listen, I wrote my own letter to the president. pic.twitter.com/wd1e4ZGh8r
— Santos L. Halper (@dansamiljan) July 26, 2017
Who is Dylan "Pickle"? #Pickle pic.twitter.com/jkk7vyxYVY
— jonx21 (@jonx21) July 26, 2017
Dylan letter + the Boy Scout speech: the propaganda arm of this admin is Art Linkletter meets Penthouse Forum meets Triumph of the Will.
— Jay Sacher (@jaytsacher) July 26, 2017
Pence has a cat named Pickle. (Poor cat). Fake 9yr old "Dylan" is nicknamed Pickle. How lazy can you get when faking a letter?
— Shirley (@lacscully) July 27, 2017
Meet Dylan: pic.twitter.com/RtqfDpuKc1
— DJ Novie (@noitsnotyello) July 26, 2017
HIS FRIENDS CALL HIM PICKLE
— Christopher Ingraham (@_cingraham) July 26, 2017
'Um...dear President #Trump...u say really dumb stuff like I do...& act really spoiled and bratty like me...but I'm 9. What's ur excuse?'
— Andy Ostroy (@AndyOstroy) July 26, 2017
dylan the fictional 9 year old is actually donald trump jr. trying to get his dads attention.
— Hasan Piker (@hasanthehun) July 26, 2017
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