'That's how a Jedi Master does it': Ted Cruz tried to take down Mark Hamill and got burned instead
Twitter erupted with praise, cheers and hilariously sarcastic memes in response to Hamill's "epic burn".
Republican Senator Ted Cruz tried to take down Luke Skywalker actor Mark Hamill on net neutrality and Star Wars on Twitter and has failed spectacularly in the process. Naturally, Twitter has gone bonkers over the unexpected online face-off.
On Saturday (16 December), Hamill took aim at a video posted by Ajit Pai, chairman of the Federal Communications Commission, who voted to repeal landmark net neutrality regulations last week. Since the controversial vote that fell along party lines, critics have slammed Pai for dismantling the Obama-era regulations.
In an attempt to reassure people over the supposed harmlessness of the vote, the Daily Caller posted a video of Pai explaining the various things Americans will be able to do without net neutrality rules. The cringe-worthy video featured Pai wielding a lightsaber, possibly in light of the release of the latest Star Wars movie - The Last Jedi.
"Cute video Ajit 'Aren't I Precious?' Pai," Hamill tweeted to Pai on Saturday, along with a vomiting emoji. "But you are profoundly unworthy to wield a lightsaber - A Jedi acts selflessly for the common man-NOT lie 2 enrich giant corporations.
Cute video Ajit "Aren't I Precious?" Pai ð¤®-but you are profoundly unworthy 2 wield a lightsaber-A Jedi acts selflessly for the common man-NOT lie 2 enrich giant corporations. Btw-did you pay John Williams his royalty? @AjitPaiFCCorpShill #AJediYouAreNOT pic.twitter.com/SpIcOEySUY
— @HamillHimself (@HamillHimself) December 16, 2017
"Btw - did you pay John Williams his royalty? #AJediYouareNOT."
While Twitter erupted with praise for Hamill's "brilliant" take down of Pai, Cruz retweeted Hamill's post on Sunday and attempted to defend the net neutrality vote.
"Luke, I know Hollywood can be confusing, but it was Vader who supported govt power over everything said & done on the Internet," Cruz tweeted. "That's why giant corps (Google, Facebook, Netflix) supported the FCC power grab of net neutrality. Reject the dark side: free the net!"
.@HammillHimself Luke, I know Hollywood can be confusing, but it was Vader who supported govt power over everything said & done on the Internet. That's why giant corps (Google, Facebook, Netflix) supported the FCC power grab of net neutrality. Reject the dark side: Free the net! https://t.co/nARkMvIEYk
— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) December 17, 2017
However, Cruz got the spelling of Hamill's name wrong in the process and accidentally tweeted at a defunct Twitter account that uses two m's in the actor's last time.
The 66-year-old actor didn't wait too long to pounce on the opportunity to slam the GOP senator over the error and his stance on the issue.
Thanks for smarm-spaining it to me @tedcruz I know politics can be confusing, but you'd have more credibility if you spelled my name correctly. I mean IT'S RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF YOU! Maybe you're just distracted from watching porn at the office againâ¤ï¸-mh https://t.co/nHpJVG1Wpe
— @HamillHimself (@HamillHimself) December 17, 2017
Hamill's jab was in reference to the senator's alleged porn-watching gaffe from earlier this year when his official Twitter account liked an explicit pornographic video in September. Cruz later denied clicking "like" on the video and dismissed the "inadvertent" incident as a "staffing issue".
Naturally, Twitter burst with a lot of praise, cheers and hilariously sarcastic memes in response to Hamill's "epic burn."
"This is the tweet of the year," one Twitter user wrote while another called Cruz the "Jar Jar Binks of the Republican Party."
"Luke is versed in fighting the dark force," someone tweeted.
After the Doug Jones victory & midterm elections coming in 2018...Ted Cruz desperately trying to come for @HamillHimself on Twitter... pic.twitter.com/16LLOrPGmX
— Lucie (@LucieJL) December 17, 2017
Ted Cruz tried to explain âStar Warsâ to Mark Hamill...it did not go well for him... pic.twitter.com/UIDS5ntei7
— Lucie (@LucieJL) December 17, 2017
What's left of Ted Cruz after he tried to come for Luke Skywalker. pic.twitter.com/27gnAd1yfI
— Dianna Marie (@Diane164) December 17, 2017
Oh snap! Cruz just got burned harder than Anakin on Mustafar. ð¥ð¥ð¥ð¥
— Rose ð¹ (@Roseburri) December 18, 2017
And thats how the jedi master does it... pic.twitter.com/oEETPl0LD3
— Michael Garcia Jr (@MichaelGarciaJr) December 17, 2017
Aw shit!
— Jarrett Bellini (@JarrettBellini) December 17, 2017
You've been Man-Hamill'd!
Omg!!! @tedcruz Luke skywalker just slayed you!!! You POS empire ass kisser!!
— Rena Sofer (@RenaSofer) December 17, 2017
— shauna (@goldengateblond) December 17, 2017
2. I think itâd serve you well to steer clear of Star Wars analogies, particularly when it comes to @HamillHimself & his legendary role as Luke Skywalkerâa member of the Resistance. Ironically, putting the Jedi into a modern day context, youâd probably refer to them as terrorists
— PolitixKill⢠(@politixkill) December 18, 2017
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— Kim Sherrell (@kim) December 18, 2017
<slow-clapping in admiration over coinage of term "smarm-splaining.">
— William Salyers (@wlsalyers) December 17, 2017
I bow to you sir!!!! Amazing take down! pic.twitter.com/Fzf2vSRpYu
— J (@pixbyjenn) December 18, 2017
This exchange is probably the most 2017 ever ð
— Hayl to the Chief (@HaylsBayls3) December 17, 2017
