Twitter Mocks UK's #BlackFriday Hunger Games

Black Friday is a dreadful import: often there are literal stampedes in American shops, many times people are crushed in the melee.

— Christian DeFeo (@doctorcdf) November 27, 2014

So why is the UK all of a sudden into black friday when we don't even celebrate thanks giving? — The Vamps Updates (@TheVampsUpdates) November 27, 2014

The best sweatpants to wear while doing your online Black Friday shopping http://t.co/1p5Ydfy0EO

— Us Weekly (@usweekly) November 27, 2014

My prayers go out to mall employees working on Black Friday . Lord be with you all — Mahlik Blanco wL (@YungHoesama) November 27, 2014

Pluto is ready for Black Friday pic.twitter.com/6V0ttMXXxK

— Bane (@helloiambane) November 27, 2014

I wanna go Black Friday shopping just to see people I know and see them really stressed out — Sam Kindseth (@kindseth_sam) November 27, 2014

She died doing what she loved, using her toddler's head as a step stool to reach the last ten dollar panini press at a Black Friday sale.

— desi jedeikin (@DesiJedeikin) November 27, 2014

to do it right-boycott black friday-things are not normal and heinous crimes can not be dismissed- let the world know pic.twitter.com/w7cRGHmbAt — john osalvo (@jojokejohn) November 27, 2014

The fact that the term "Black Friday" went from wage-slave in-joke to advertising buzzword really shows off America's sociopathy.

— Adam Bozarth (@adambozarth) November 25, 2014

I'm not even joking, I've never heard of Black Friday. Is it just me? — Jordan Stringfellow (@Jordan_Jud) November 27, 2014

Oh it's Black Friday. Let me just open my laptop and buy ANOTHER LAPTOP.

— JB (@gunnerpunner) November 27, 2014