Valentine's Day 2015: Hilarious anti-love quotes for all the singles
Valentine's Day is just round the corner which means it's time for an overdose of rom-coms, candies, flowers, mush and the colour pink, in general.
However, not everyone feels the same way about this special romantic day and that surprisingly includes several well-known personalities.
Here's a compilation of some anti-love quotes by some of the world's greatest cynics - you might not want to share this with your special one this Valentine's Day.
"A kiss may ruin a human life." — Oscar Wilde
"Love is a promise delivered already broken." — Steve Martin
"Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think — in a deeper voice." — Bill Cosby
"Men should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, disposable." — Cher
"My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met." — Rodney Dangerfield
"By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher." — Socrates
"My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese. Most of it is missing, and what's there stinks." — Joan Rivers
"Behind every successful man is a woman, and behind her is his wife." — Groucho Marx
"Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke." — Lynda Barry
"A man is only as faithful as his options." — Chris Rock
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